The Candy Kingdom in the Land of Oo seems like the ideal choice. There's all kinds of adventures to have, everything is made of candy, and it's located conveniently close to every other part of Oo. Not to mention that only a few people ever seem to die or even have any lasting damage done.during their adventuring. The…

Fillory is like Narnia but with sex and drugs. Basically, it's the perfect place to go, with the only downside being that unless you kill the gods you're pretty much doomed to leave.

Card Wars from Adventure Time would be my choice. It had awesome holograms animating the battle, and the rules, though they required a long lecture from Jake, seemed mainly to be made up as the players went along. It's why Duel Monsters from Yu-Gi-Oh would be a close second. Really any kind of card game that gets…

Die Antwoord "Enter the Ninja"

Was I the only one who wigged out at the expression on Marceline's face when she saw Simon for the first time? AT knocked that look of pure joy completely out of the park, and it really shined coming from a character we generally see looking angry or uncaring, occasionally moving the needle all the way to amused.

One thing I really want to know about Hannah and Adam's relationship is how they first met. When we're introduced to Adam for the first time in the show they've already started having casual sex and he's comfortable enough to go ahead and try anal without asking first. I want to know how that relationship developed in…

I'm gonna be re-watching that scene until I see them as well. I will not rest until I see those nipples.

I thought it was a beautiful example of Marnie's instinct to latch onto people who might be able to help her. She's a social climber to a degree that she's not even aware of it. Last time she saw Soo Jin she threw her under the bus with Booth, and now that Soo Jin is the more powerful party she immediately sucks up to…

I can get laid and be offended at the same time. In fact, it's the only way I can get off. "Girls" recap comments are basically porn for me.

I'm not sure what you're trying to say exactly, but as a straight guy who watches this show all the time I think that maybe I should be offended?

Shoshanna killed it once again with the best joke of the episode. Her immediately asking if Hannah was worried Adam would leave killed me.

Is this the official "straight guys talking about Girls," comment? Because i want to point out that her outfit at the start was super cute. I think they're trying to make the point that as she is adapting to the corporate environment she is also learning to dress herself in a more traditionally attractive way. It…