It's the actor I can't stand. Why is he always whispering? Does he think it makes him mysterious? It just makes him come off as extra shifty.

I have no idea if Jon was dismissive of Sansa because she's a woman or if he was-like he said- annoyed from being undermined in front of his underlings.

Especially considering that she and Jaime WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THE LOCATION.

Yeah, where was everyone? Or anyone? Did Stannis just leave with everything unlocked and trusted the townspeople to not loot or squat?

I think you're exactly right. Having that scene would make Jaime's inevitable killing of Cersei anticlimactic.

I don't know if they're going to keep this for the show, but in ASOIAF dragons are hermaphroditic and can change sex, like a clownfish.

It is known.

I think if anyone will die in the season opener it will be a sand snake. And what a joyous day that will be.

Who is he with, what is he thinking, is he thinking of you and whether he will return some day.

The only time airlines have delayed my bags for more than a couple of hours is in foreign third world countries. Trying to find tampons and hair products for frizzy hair in Asia was no fun. It's happened to me twice.

You know that special kind of anxiety you feel when your dog goes missing? It's one of the worst feelings in the first world. Combine that with lost luggage, and man I'd be mad too.

Yes. She referred to Stannis as such and then Jon. And I believe maybe Maester Ammon mentioned it, but I could be thinking of the books instead.

Mazzy Star? So they graduated college 25 years ago or so? Do the characters also have really young children because TV writers think everyone has kids in their late thirties and early forties?

Did anyone ever find out what happens when that link is clicked on?

Were they also terrible at opening cans?

Did you write for Cracked too?!

I can see that. Sansa is annoying and preposterously naive. I just like her as a character, mostly in the show.

Maybe for most people he does. I hated him more in th books. Actually, I find all the Starks besides Sansa to be insufferable assholes. I really enjoyed the red wedding. But in fairness I'm a terrible person.

I think I'm supposed to counter that William the Conqueror was a bastard too and he got to be King of England. But I think you're right. Jon hasn't conquered anything, he was fighting for his siblings' birthrights, not his. And even if one points out well, Jon probably isn't actually a bastard, that doesn't matter.…

Honestly, I'm willing to bet they burned off a Dorne plot they were planning because of audience revolt. I think they were writing the sand snakes to be the stand-in for the princess (forgot her name), but since everyone (EVERYONE) hated those characters they rewrote it to minimize their screen presence.