Before I was born, my dad apparently spent some time in a mental hospital. He had explained to my mother it was because of a bad trip. According to what I could piece together, my dad was a perfectly normal kid until taking either acid or mushrooms in his late teens, and something just broke. To this day I can always…

Do you get migraines with LSD?

I can't even smoke weed while drinking. (Just can't handle the combination of effects.) I can't imagine how scary it would be to get high while tripping.

I always kind of figured that method acting meant you are naturally a terrible actor.

It's not only childish, it's ignorant. The idea makes me think of the executive bots in Futurama. "It's funny, but will it get them off their tractors?" It's just underestimating the intelligence and opinion of others.

It takes waaaaay more than a blonde wig to even remotely resemble Donatella Versace.

Okay, so who will be the third 90's semi-icon victim?

Wasn't there a terrible Robin Williams movie about a topical comedy show comedian that like, ran for president or something? All based on the silly belief that average people's entire political ideas came from Jon Stewart, instead of it actually being the other way around?

Can't a person retire anymore? It's now considered selfish?

Did you know there's a Bob Seger tribute band?! You have to listen to Turn the Page:

Someone forgot to feed Rachel Maddow.

I'm going to shotgun some room temperature natty lite and give it a listen.

But he's so beautiful!

I'm eternally embarrassed to admit I like a Seger song: "Against the Wind."

No, they mean Seger. He sold "Like a Rock" to Chevy in the 80's and those commercials played nonstop for like a decade.

Holy shit, I actually forgot Seger sold out to Chevy.

"What's the first word that comes to mind when you think about Chevy?"

That's an amazing story. (Not being sarcastic.)

Seems like you have your own personal feelings about suicide. Fair enough.

I'm actually expecting to see her in the hotel. But that's not what this reviewer meant. He/she legit forgot about the season's opening scene.