I haven't had a cigarette in three years. But nothing makes me want to rip open a fresh pack more than stupid fucking anti-smoking commercials. They actually encouraged me to keep smoking for a long time.

Well my friend, you've obviously never shared in Arnold's deepest feelings and therefor have no joy in your heart.

I've never heard of those things either, but if my life and health depended on avoiding certain stimuli, I think I'd take some responsibility for myself and maybe google a few things.

I don't know who Tucker Carlson is, but I'm a sucker for journalism scandals like Eichenwald's. I got bored a few seconds in.

I don't know where this would go, but at least it would make this show interesting.

I have a crackpot theory about some Savior/Negan inconsistencies: how sure are we that Negan himself is the one enslaving the Kingdom? I'm starting to suspect that the Kingdom's fiefdom is a side project of some of Negan's men. It would explain why Negan has never even been there. Why he's so involved personally with…

They were wearing heavy jackets in this episode…

I'm from Louisiana and I've never had (or seen) cobbler in my life. I always thought of it as a Mormon thing. Or from some place where they have only canned goods and therefor eat a lot of casseroles. Like the Midwest.

Oh God, last year a reviewer went on and on how Cuba Golding Jr.'s AHS character having his leg broken was a motif on the American legacy of slavery and it's so so thought-provoking oh God the symbolism curse my whiteness!

Fuhgivaness prease.

Towards the end of the scientologist sister of a suspected rapist's monologue, Judith even had that intense look of concentration that babies have when they're pooping.

Why are you talking to yourself?

I never thought the actress playing Michonne pulled off that angst the writers were telling us she had, and this episode proves that to me. When she first came on to the scene, I'd commented to my husband that she has the face of a kindergarten teacher. She smiles too easily and seems like such a lovely and pleasant…

I thought it was a school fair.

I've been getting a drinking too much vibe from Norman Reedus lately. It's not just the puffy eyes, he's gaining a lot of weight.

Really? He must have gotten started young. I thought he'd be in his thirties by now.

Does Daniel Kuluuya age? He's looked like a teenager for over a decade now.

I've talked about this to people for years, and for a while I felt like I was going crazy when no one else seemed to notice it. My go-to example was always: remember when Oprah was black? It's not just preferential casting of light-skinned black women, there are plenty of non-Jackson examples of black women lightening…

I guess it just looks like a normal ejaculation to me. But I've been monogamous for 14 years or so and am out of the load amount guessing game.

The first time I'd ever heard that word I had no earthly clue what the lady was talking about.