I'm (technically) an artist and my main medium is pallet wood. It really bothers me when people use pallets for structure. They're not design for that. They're made of poor quality wood and are extremely flammable. A reporter for an arts magazine interviewed me last month and she has me quoted as "pallet wood is not…

I don't think that's at all accurate. Haven't you noticed Cartman's "Token's life matters" shirt and his repeated insistence that girls are smart and funny? What about Garrison's telling PC Principal that he's responsible for the lunacy of a Garrison presidency?

The Kate Gosselin clip was the only video I watched, and I can't believe that anyone would identify with that woman's behavior. Berating one's children for having fun camping in Alaska is relatable? Okay.

Hey that's a step-up from my dad, who rocked out in a studio apartment for a good ten years before he found himself in the magnanimous and merciful arms of another good woman.

And this, I assume, means that Agnes was never really possessed by the Butcher - that she was just overcome by the role and the character that she played.

And yet, people still wonder why Trump won…

I actually laughed out loud when Taissa Farmiga lectured her colleagues on the "correct" themes of racial and sexual politics on the show, as I don't think it could be any more obvious that the writers were lampooning the critics' and viewers' choices to see things that are barely there. I felt a kindred spirit with…

Many years ago I worked as a waitress during the overnight shift in a local diner. The owner installed a juke box that played for free, but in his infinite wisdom only had three or four albums in it. If I ever… ever hear "Saturday in the Park" by Chicago again I swear I will throw up. That stupid "best of" album…

My six-year-old has a couple of walking dead dolls, but it's not like he's seen the show. He just thinks zombies and sheriffs are cool.

I feel like Conroy and Weigert should have switched roles. Frances Conroy's acting style is far less theatrical and flamboyant than Robin Weigert's, and Weigert would have been more suited for a reenactment.

I got an idea: what if he's illegitimate and was given his mother's maiden name Li and just took his father or stepfather's last name Mendoza as a kid?

I kind of assumed the writers couldn't figure out how to go around that, since they wanted a scene where Michael stopped the train and they wanted the Eleanor 2 reveal to be a cliffhanger. I didn't take it as a Trevor decision, I took it as oh shirt the logistics don't really work out with writing this, but whatever.

Asylum was a little too convoluted for me, but what makes you think some some of the events in the show weren't real?

My theory on the cameras in the Polks' growhouse:

I think one of my favorite things about this show is that you know anyone from Florida named Jason Mendoza has gotta be bad news. And there's probably a lot of them too.

I really like your theory. That would be a great reveal and it would be a fun nod to the show within a show thing they had going. The only issue I would have is, why would Adina Porter's Lee care about a real Lee's reputation? Maybe because she's on the hook for a real Lee's actions, good or bad?

I meant the actual act of taking off socks is kind of intimate. To me, at least.

There's a segment of society where Adam Scott isn't loved? How are they not shunned and shamed into silence?

I always fly with flip-flops and stash socks on my carry on since planes are so frequently over air conditioned. Is the sin of taking off socks in a plane because feet often smell? Or is it the visual of it being such a casual and intimate thing to do? I'm wondering…

I'm not so sure Heidi's eating all of Cartman's WK bullshit. She just seems to giggle and oh stop, babe when he does it. Which I think is something anyone would do. I'm thinking of the moment when Heidi defended Kyle when Cartman accused him of misogyny. She said, "I don't think he meant it like that." I think Heidi…