Especially since she's so funny and smart.

Blood moons are amazing to see. The last time we had one my eight-year-old set his alarm at 2am and got me out of bed so we could see it.

Ooh, damn. Good point!

I got $5 on Matt.

This wouldn't be an AHS recap without Emily Stephens shoehorning in her issues with African Americans!

It wasn't Butters in the….

I wonder how much the writers were inspired by the behind the scenes episodes of Children's Hospital.

The only thing I'd agree with is maybe Randy. I was expecting him to go full member berry enthusiast due to his history of bandwagoning. But I really don't see what's so out of character for the rest.

Forget it, rainmaker. It's SadTown.

I think the most important thought exercise for this episode is a portmanteau for Heidi/Cartman shipping.

Pip pip! Tallyho my good man!

I can't believe the reviewer missed that. Gerald of course wants to laugh, but he holds it in out of social decorum since Dildo is right in front of him and a real person. Contrast that to his behavior online…

'Memba when Cartman got an anal probe?

Taste like crab
Talk like people

And I'm loving every minute of it.

But how else are AV Club writers going to let the world know that they're totally cool with black people and women? Huh?

There was an instance where the SP staff delivered a finished episode one hour before airtime. They're famous for stuff like that.

It's almost like… people are multi-faceted and capable of being/doing/feeling several things in a period of time.

YOU ARE A MONSTER

A raspberry is an archaic word for a negative review.