Before Mormons came up with the whole Michael was Adam thing, Brigham Young wrote that Adam was God. So you may not want to put too much stock into the elegance of that particular theory.

Jesus, it pains me to admit that I too fell into being the Cool Girl. I didn't have the education or self-respect to realize what I was actually doing.

Honestly, I can totally imagine 3rd wave feminists liking Tucker Max.

There's actually nothing about gender that's "built in." Gender is the social role, sex is the biological. There's nothing inherently female about wearing a dress, for example.

I'd imagine so. The show simply seemed to reflect reality to me on that regard.

I'd totally sit through a Rihanna concert to do karaoke with Ted Danson.

I think Cartman's new attitude is just stereotyping without the hate (since he's a white knight and all), but I completely agree. I do think it would be neat for this WK phase to be a stepping stone to being a perfectly normal person.

One of the few times South Park spoke to me personally was the recent break-up episode, and it was when Wendy handed Stan the note. On the bottom were the words, "I can't fix you." That really did hit me right in the gut. Especially since Stan had honestly done everything he could to remedy the situation, and in the…

Oh God, remember that clusterfuck? Soraya also mentioned personal offense because the murdered character's impersonal and sad cremation in a mass crematorium was treated as the heartbreaking event it was. Because Soraya, you see, is from a culture that reveres cremation, completely missing the point of the scene…

I've frequently heard right-wingers, after known misogynistic words or actions, claim that they weren't misogynists. They love the women in their lives! And I once explained to my husband that the majority of men I've been in a relationship with felt that they were entitled to sex. Not a single one understood or…

My first husband was an immigrant, and maybe that's why he just didn't "get" The Simpsons. I kind of cite that as one of the reasons we split up.

I think it's just classic Swartzwelder. Like in Homie the Clown, when Homer slams into a pole and there's two seconds before he flies through the windshield. Or in that old west shootout, one of the oldtimey outlaws starts digging a hole when the shootout starts. Swartzwelder is famous for some of the greatest and…

I especially loved the jingling change.

I start fires.

How is Butters turning heal? I'm genuinely curious. Aside from perhaps assertiveness, I think this is falling in line with his character perfectly. Butters has never been a character that I would think is okay with "women" (in quotes because he mostly interacts with girls), and there's been a few instances where he…

Okay, look. I don't mean to offend you, and I don't know how old you are or what your native language is, but I really think you should work on your writing comprehension skills before having written conversations with people online. Because honestly, you are not making even slight sense.

So you're essentially saying that all nudity is created equal, and maybe that middle aged man who followed me and my little sister that day simply didn't know it was wrong to force two little girls watch an adult man masterbate. You're not only offensive, you're naive.

I knew I that, but I don't know why I didn't understand what gabriele was getting at. It was like a piece of my brain was missing.

According to the article the AV club is rehashing for the single purpose of filling this comment section with Scorpio quotes, I guess so. Also, gentrification.

Sugar? sure. Here you go. Sorry it's not in packages.