I'd say I'm a charlotte..Carrie's too basic

i don't know about anyone else but to me there's something so rodney dangerfield-like about him..i could be way off or on point

it's either that and blowing money on bras or drinking at someone's house
it's pretty sad

I became desensitized because my friends would blast it in the car when we would go out …i don't really wanna know what jay and Beyonce do in the bedroom… But everyone knows now! We all knew what surfboard was yet the watermelon thing just went over our heads

I just realized how stupid my question was..
Thankfully…be careful with bagels today, if you have any

Strawberry? Cause I think I they put the seeds in

Creative, no?

When 'drunk in love' was released and everyone was singing it and I texted "I've been drinking watermelon" to my friend's brother on her phone
Then he told me to search what that meant on urban dictionary and I did… How did i miss that?
And when I was 8 and I thought j.lo and jennifer Lopez were two different people…

I figure one of these days he's bound to make a comeback. I mean if nick Jonas can do it then I guess he will..oy!

Not until yesterday

It is…he reminds me of Ryan lochte except mccown is a cutie pie..esp in this commercial

true … i like them though..it's cute when he hums the nationwide jingle

Also what is with Peyton manning becoming the spokesman for everything??

we could really use a bill swerski's superfans commentary type thing

looooool!! own it, scrappybilly! you shoulda just gotten out of the car and dropped it low..then have your gf walk in on the mess

true true!! this is probably your calling in life…

sure looks like him… that's it, Judge KipSmithers rules that it is! well i mean it sure looks like him.. back in the early 80s

it does! that song goes hard. was that rob lowe in the video?

i know i'd enjoy sitting in the back of his limo with my legs propped up and the windows down and him singing a nice little acapella of 'do ya think i'm sexy?'

young Rob Lowe used to know how to seduce his audience