Or lock them in a room with Donnie Yen's Ip Man.

Yeah, such verbal snares as "Mister Shkreli—" and "Can y—"

I'm suddenly picturing Namor the Sub-Mariner as a Dan Fielding type of lawyer.

I'd punch Richard Spenser.

Yeah, that's a question I would want to ask. "If an airplane flies from Los Angeles to Tokyo, which direction do you think they would go? West or East?"

Regardless of how shallow the pool of actors was, it still took decades to get to Evans' Cap.

PUNCH ROCKGROIN!

Which is a shame, because that sounds like an epic D&D encounter.

"THICK RUNFAST!"

He also consumes a Wakandan heart-shaped herb that increases his strength, agility, and senses.

What always bothered me about Black Panther's costume — as awesome as it is — was that here's an African superhero who is completely covered in black head-to-toe, heavy cape included. I get that he's superhuman, but how does he avoid heatstroke wearing that?