Don't be absurd. Of course you exist. You just occupy a lower plane of existence.

"does rey want the d tho"

Where in India?

Wouldn't it be awesome if she weren't Luke's daughter or even related to him at all? That would be so cool.

Presumably by the end of the trilogy he'll have become a better son/daughter.

The whole thing with the vent on the Death Star is a little more reasonable here than it is in Return of the Jedi.

That's really interesting to me. Why does Star Wars not work in China?

Thought of the night:

Yeah, the other day I was thinking about how much television I watched in the fall of 2012 and spring of 2013 and how little of it is still on the air. It's wild to think about.

I liked it! It didn't reinvent the wheel (or invent anything at all; I basically agree with the gist of SBT's review on Letterboxd) but I was entertained without fail throughout.

I saw Star Wars today! While I was at the theater, I saw promotional material for How to Be Single, which was so exciting to me that I texted Dave on his cell phone forthwith.

I think I'm going to watch a bunch of Happy Endings sometime soon.

I talked with Dave about this when we were hanging out a few months ago!

100% of residents of my apartment support the Kanye West presidential campaign.

imagen stonog still on tv today

oh fuck you're young

Fuck David Eckstein.
Fuck, David Eckstein.

I don't really understand how one consumes a play if one is not in a position to see it.

I watched all of W/ Bob and David and it was funny. I also went to watch two historically black college basketball teams: on Friday, #5 Maryland demolished Southern in a women's game, while on Saturday #6 Maryland dispatched Maryland Eastern Shore in a men's game. Later that night I also saw some gymnastics, which was…

Objection: I don't know what he means.