Yeah, you're right — a prequel that tells the tale of how the Rebels actually secured the plans for the first Death Star shouldn't be told. Why? Because it's a blatant attempt to activate our nostalgia for the Original Trilogy. Just a cynical, sh*tty corporate decision that we should shun because… uhh… well, on…

To be honest, I've never actually heard anything by Edward Sharpe. Is it worthwhile?

I know… but I couldn't resist. :-)

Original and unexpected! *fanfare*

Glaringly overlooked for this article: Ima Robot.

Meh… weak sauce that can all be explained easily enough. Who cares if a lot of these concepts were thought of post-A New Hope? Lucas did a fine job of maintaining continuity. To be frank, I'm always amazed at how Alec Guinness delivered his explanation of Darth Vader betraying and "murdering" Anakin. Maybe it's just…

How so?

Retire. This. Joke.

Hey, that's hilarious!

Something something… Western Powers predatory… something… long time coming… I understand things better than most…

I'll give you a hint… it starts with an "R" and ends in an "n".

Pretty spot on list. The only change I'd make would be swapping Toy Story with Toy Story 3.

Magnificent pic for this article! Bravo!

Okay. How about "min great"? Does that work for you?

Thankfully the "rank and file" moderates do NOT follow a literal translation of the Qu'ran and accompanying set of hadiths. Looking at pew polls though it's pretty unsettling that ISIS has as much support or indifference as it does.

According to pew polls you would be wrong.

"a perverted, not real form of Islam". Careful with statements like this. Is there a codified agreement between all Muslims on which hadiths to follow and how to interpret verses within the Qu'ran? No, unfortunately, there isn't.

I've always loved how Owen Wilson can't keep a straight face as he's getting beaten up during that scene. Classic!

I'll disagree with you on Ace Ventura — it's immensely quotable ("Dan Marino can die of gonorrhea and rot in hell") and its over-the-top/epic ridiculousness somehow holds up after repeat viewings. The sequel less so, but even it has its moments.

Orlando.