well if that's the case I hate you too bill

Death isn't always sad.

Jesus the Italian girl is so. FUCKING. GORGEOUS.

My hair is thinning. I'm 34, single and self conscious. Is it stupid to use a pill or rogaine? :(

Low self esteem? Hi! Wanna grab a coffee?

You forgot "Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves"

That's mest up!!!!!!!

Has anyone had any luck w dating apps? I'm a reasonably attractive guy with a good job (I teach music to kids) and I'm in a band that works weekly. I think I've got a lot going for me and I can't seem to find a nice girl to drink beer with. These dating apps fucking suck balls and I often resort to talking to the…

Welp, guess all that's left for him to do is fuck off and die.

There is a radio station in austin that does this game of 5 pop culture questions and it's a caller vs the dj. One of the questions this week was what character in Star Wars did mark hammill play. The idiot caller said Han Solo but my frustration
Is why the fuck would you call into a pop culture trivia contest if you…

Grace from grace under fire
Molly from Mike and Molly
thea from the 90's show Thea
Marc Cooper from Hangin w Mr. Copper

If Paul was so afraid of being insulted why did he manage to make himself look like Angela Lansbury decades later?

Curious to know (if you care to share) what led you to believe there's an addiction? My fight with it is I have a tendency to go overboard with it and can't keep it to just a few. And I do things I regret. And I feel sad. But most of the week I push at work, work out and eat right. I'm just the complete opposite…

Sooooo who the hell are we gonna get to be QB in Houston? Xanderpuss…..?

I like how the announcers laugh when the dudes head falls off from a baseball

I hope this fucker dies like Carradine

Yea. Also full disclosure- I just got out of a 6 year relationship and I may be more broken up about it then I thought. But I do feel like this college town I call home has little to offer to a 33 year old single dude like me. I'm currently in Portland and feel like I could just not come home.

Someone on the internet - help me make a decision. I've lived in the same town for 15 years and am currently visiting Seattle / Portland. I think I want to pick up my shit and just move. I'm a teacher so I imagine finding a gig will be easy. I'm not married and don't have any kids, and I'm 33 and single as fuck. …

I like how you know their names.

Lmao