Well la-di fucking da you're a regular Mr. Wizard!

I'm 79!!!! What the fuck man you ruined my day!!!!!!

That would mean I'd have to purchase or rent the piece of shit that is Shakes the Clown. I'll just take your word for it.

I never noticed it but fuck Marcia was a babe.

His kid got murdered?! Holy fuck I stopped watching consistently after season 6 (even then I don't remember after trinity very much). What in the fuck happened in the final season?!?!?!!

Mike and Molly and King of Queens. Both perfect shows with perfect writing and casting but I think it's ruining TV since there has not - or probably will not - be anything like these groundbreaking shows.

This guy makes me want to do so many drugs and go out and fuck so many women!!!!

Thank you for this. Do you think I can make my biceps look like Arnold's when he says Dillon you son of a bitch

What's it like to be the biggest fucking idiot in the room?

Welp- fuck this fucking year fuck it so hard

Has anyone youtubed this shoenice guy? Hole fuck he eats anything his followers tell me and the poor dude looks like he has a mental disability. Deodorant, orange wither peel, motor oil, metal, and a can of skoal just to name a few.

I'm thinking of staying away from the sauce. I'd say I've been a heavy drinker for about 12 years. I'm 33 years old now but my body feels like it's trying to tell me something. Also- I only smoke when I drink and that's a huge plus for this avid bike rider to give up.

That's 5 year relationship that ended for me was going relatively well for a month. I was in my new place, we each kept our circle of friends. Then we went to a party last weekend and she started flirting with a guy in front of me. I FUCKING LOST IT. In my head, of course but picture John Cusak slamming the door…

That comment made me crack a smile

The recorder is a perfect instrument to prep a child for junior high band, should they decide to go that route - which over half do in my district. The instrument does not sound amazing, but it is affordable for everyone and the fingerings and technique match the woodwind technique.

Y'all I need to quit smoking. I only smoke when I drink but that averages to a pack or 2 a weekend like a chimney. I don't think I need meds or patches but I don't know what else to do to stop feeling like shit Sunday morning. :(

Years ago this story popped up on my shitty Facebook feed about all the Halloween movies and I ventured to this site and read the whole thing. How was it possible I found a site so dedicated to such excruciating minutiae about shitty movies? I never looked back. I love you all and I'm shitfaced.

Damn this title wasn't hardcore and meant busness

It was dead in the water when he got Mark Wahlberg to play Kade Yager the 1st

Question - who was the most boring author they had you read about in high school or college? For me it was Dickens w a bullet. FUCK that asshole!