Man that scene where they lifted the hat off the ground only to find that old man's head w his mouth wide open had me in tears laughing. 8 years old and I remember my mom thinking there may be something wrong with me. I showed her! ::opens 18th beer of the day::

Not what I want to read today. I posted earlier but having just gotten out of a 5 year relationship, this one stings. I think neither of us had a tangible reason in the end why we grew apart and after reading things like this, I can't help but wonder if we should have tried harder. She and I were best friends, but…

I have a son that's just amazing with
These computers like you wouldn't believe!

Why aren't there any Mike and Molly reviews!?

After months of being unhappy in my relationship I finally had the talk with her and we both decided it was for the best that I move out. 5 years is a long fucking time and as much as I know this is right, I'm still a mess over it. We hit this point where it was time to move to the next phase and get married or call…

I'm just kidding. You do you're thing bud!

I'll take things no one cares about for $200, Alex.

Well, fuck you houston. :(

Words cannot describe how much FUCK JIMMY FALLON.

It fucking happened asshole!!!!!!!!

I have no reason to lie about this story to strangers on the internet. Frankly, I wish it had never happened.

Porn again

I hope all you chumps are prepared for Houston to win the fucking Super Bowl at home this year mother fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All Friez on Me

But enough about your wife!!!

They were painting the hallway

This show blew more ass than Lou pearlman after eating a t-bone wrapped in bacon

2 things

They made me miss the Slick Rick gig!!!

I don't know why so many people think this site owes them something or needs to be a certain way or only post certain things or increase tv reviews or suck on their balls every morning to wake them up but they should probably get over it unless they're somehow contributing to them in some monetary aspect. You could…