But if he didn't yell we'd be able to hear what he has to say. And then we'd be yelling.

I know. Although musical pictures do tend to win big following shitty years. Oh, hey 2016!

Me too. Then I remember the hair tousle and the feeling passes.

Somewhere in my room, I am begging Hugh Laurie hosts this damn thing.

I've been cringing too. I really shouldn't have bought those off brand eye drops.

The one that David slayed? Yeah I know that guy. Total loser!

Missed jokes during the monologue-
Something about Russia hacking the promptor
Joking about Mariah Carey and asking the audience to start singing or something
Literally doing anything