Y'all need to watch the British Parliament argue. All that's missing is a laugh track.

I'm 4'10" size 8 and they all scairt of me. They should be.

They're making it look better and better every day. If they don't want that to happen, they could…stop behaving like assholes…

I had to move to California to get mine done. Best elective surgery, ever.

Me too!

It's more a wet chicken smell.

That was exceedingly well put.

I have a hard time noticing she's acting…because she's Ming fcuking Na.

Not That There's Anything Wrong With That.

Yeah….sorry about that.

Please don't give Hollywood ideas.

Ahhh, you remind me I need to watch 'The 13th Warrior" again.

Depends on the context. Language, it's neat stuff.

Whoosh

That would be hilariously awfully terribly bad.

He's also not a panther!

Leave the alien fetish out of this.

We already have that.

Someone asked if I'd be angry if Michelle Yeoh were cast as MLK. Yes, but I'd also like to see what she could do with the part.

I'm adopted, all my family is white. I just love it when millions of white strangers tell me my family can't exist. Fuck all y'all. (And no, I'm not including you in "white strangers")