Generation X came of age during the AIDS epidemic, after "free love" was set as our expectation.

You should tell her how she's letting you down in that regard. I bet she'd appreciate the attention and near-approval so much, she'd have sex with you!

Who is "they"? The AVC writer and the one millennial person you had a flamewar with?

You're right. Fuck the haters and apologists.

Loverboy style.

I love them all, but "Prowlin'" is the best, weirdly.

Someone told me you liked them, though.

I want to upvote you because "sexual occasions" is the best part of the whole fucking thing (and probably of Lorna Luft's career), but you don't seem to understand that "Charade" was for the viewers who'd fantasize about sexing Maxwell Caulfield for many, many years to come.

Remember Zapped, starring Scott Baio? It's like a how-to manual on sexual violation.

While I love Grease 2, I cannot agree with you more strongly about that scene. When I watch it (drunk with friends, usually), it makes me ache with shame on her behalf.

It seemed pretty clear to me that the dream sequence with the terrible dialogue was an homage to "Leader of the Pack" and other corny, tragic teen pop of that era.

The "so what" in my comment is that it's asinine for Oswalt to simultaneously: 1) use his wife's death for attention and adulation and 2) expect people who enjoy that type of spectacle to observe respectful emotional boundaries.

Thank you for saying that. When I see his name, I think, "Oh, that guy who was in United States of Tara and who talked a lot online about his wife's death."

By that logic, Hillary Clinton should be tweeting stupid, immature shit about everyone on Fox News, since she has more free time than Trump.

This is hilarious to me because you're the only one disparaging other pet owners throughout this thread. Everyone else is like "My cat knows how to open doors!" and you're like, "Cat people are amateur-hour fanatic pet owners who call me Hitler!"

When people describe themselves as cat or dog people and cast aspersions on the other type of person (cat or dog), I think those are the same types of people who declare their favorite sports teams to all who'll listen and act like those teams' accomplishments are a reflection on their fans. What's up with those…

When I read your comment, my first thought was that you were mommyjacking, as they say on STFU Parents—trying to make the discussion about yourself and brag about your parenting skills. But that's weird behavior for this forum, so I asked.

I don't know anything about vaginas "having a size" that affects their tampon choices, seeing as how the largest tampons are still way smaller than smaller-than-average penises.

Was it really innocuous, though? Why did you feel the need to reply with that, with that weird little face after it?

I don't know about vaginas "having a size" that affects tampon selection, being that the "xl" tampon is smaller than a really small penis. But thanks for that info about your wife.