What the fuck. This police boycott story went from humorous to threatening and scary. The only thing this proves is that the police union really is run by people who only know how to negotiate through force and threat.

That's definitely an argument with no winners.

I hope Trump is in the sequel to Amy Schumer's Trainwreck.

Most people don't want to do the grueling work of being on a campaign trail. Especially progressive-minded professors. They'd rather conduct research projects and host academic panels within the comfort of their university rather than shake hands and kiss the babies of the unwashed masses. I can't blame them really.

I haven't watched SNL in years. I'm pretty much the progressive activist of our decade.

True and depressing story: My 21-year-old cousin, who is a rightwing Evangelical basket of nuts, forced his own parents to a sobering sit-down conversation when he found out they were planning a vacation to Amsterdam. He told them he was concerned they were going to a "corrupted city". His parents had to calmly tell…

Yes but Amsterdam also has legalized weed and prostitution. COINCIDENCE????

Agreed. I think it's pretty common for people to spend most of their twenties feeling comfortable with what they truly want.

Help Dan! I've been in a happy long-term sex columnist/reader relationship. For the most part, we've had passionate, fulfilling, enriching, erotic reading experiences for the past three years. But over the past couple of months, I've noticed that my sex columnist has cooled off. I feel myself becoming bored, restless,…

Growing up I always resented my mother for what I saw as being a joy-killing teetotaler. But now that I'm in my mid-twenties I've seen how alcohol consumption can be a way for people to hide the fact that they're really boring and uninteresting.

Agreed. Also, it's just really annoying to listen to someone who has options in life complain about their job. How am I supposed to sympathize? You're single, you're financially secure, you have an education, and you chose this line of work.

^Agreed. This guy was great - a real relief after some of the recent interviewees.

"It sounds the way the inside of a Hooters looks."

The zombies that populated Hyrule terrified me.

"John Boyega […] cum[s] […] [on] J.J. Abrams […] and […] Colbert."

I didn't watch the Republican debate last night but I did stare deeply into the dark empty abyss of existence so I got the gist. #GOPDebate

Jews > Jewdas > Judas

I'm glad you're learning more about yourself. I don't think you have to label yourself though. Like anything else, labels can help or prevent growth. It depends on why you're taking on the label. I say do it if it feels comfortable and right.

You are the only one that upvoted yourself.

So now Dumbledore is gay AND Jewish??? Thanks libs!