- Werner Herzog

Is the "shockingly" really needed? Isn't this well-known by everyone who has even been remotely paying attention?

It's the word "finally" that makes this headline particularly sad.

FACT: I'm a skinny guy who does pretty well in the dating scene. I can and have dated skinny women. I've found that I much prefer larger, thicker women. I, personally, find them much sexier.

That also seemed to be L. Ron Hubbard's strategy with Battlefield Earth. He just made Scientologists go to bookstores and buy every book every time the shelves were restocked.

Oh yeah. See also: Apocalypse books. It's depressing how popular those books are.

I think there's something to be said that Atlas Shrugged is one of the best-selling books in the world with a large and energetic cult following, and yet no one is capable of achieving even a modicum of success when transferring in onto the screen. The book is fantastically delusional in its depictions of basic human…

Distracted? Nonsense. Right now I'm driving as I post this mes

Rereading James Joyce's Dubliners. Best short story collection I've ever read. It's just what I need now that it's getting cold and I need something to chase away my seasonal depression. Also, the stories take about 20-30 minutes to read, which make it a perfect way to end the day with.

Seriously.

It can be two things!

Yup. Lots of smart, hard-working, soulless, ambitious people who feel the need to date up. For a lot of people, if you don't have the prestigious job or title, you are not dating material.

What a great and terrifying story. Now I feel empty inside.

This is Happening?

"…a comedy about an unfulfilled, single woman in her mid-30s whose life changes when she goes to work for a popular website."

Well-known lib agenda:

I would want to be the bearded, philosophical, well-rested post-Colbert Show, pre-Late Show Stephen Colbert.

When someone marries that way up I'm more in awe than jealous.

In actuality, I'll still be attracted to her, but I'll just hate her personality, which makes me hate myself for being physically attracted to someone I find so personally repulsive. I know better but I feel powerless to stop it. And the attraction/self-hatred cycle continues ad nauseum.

I can see the most gorgeous woman (in my eyes) walk by, but if she has a certain condescending tone in her voice, forget about it. I do not take condescension well.