shame on you. I'm happy for Hawking.

Julianna Moore just jinxed herself. #MooreWatch

That growl after the wild clip by Mcconaughey was golden.

That guy totally whispered to Rosamund Pike "You won"

I'm so happy Mcconaughey won the award last year, just for his magnifique monologue, plus Mario' Cot'iL'ar'

is this guy Hawking IRL? Similar mannerisms.

OK DOKIE SMOKIE. WHAT AN UPSET, EDDIE!! Keaton is pissed.

Another question. Do you work for the Oscars?

I thought it was BLAN-chett.

kate Blan-CHETT? weird pronunciation, announcer lady.

Hank is gonna be pissed.

Don't mentioned the DEA awards at the Oscars. C'mon man.

We are fortunate to live such as life, with directors living such as these, making movies whatfor now - Ben Affleck, 2015 Oscars.

Did Alan Turing and Neal Patrick Harris proud for sure.

THAT was the speech of the night. Wow. powerful stuff there.

Wait. "Our dog Larry"? Linklater became South American now?!

Don't tell me that isn't Linklater. It SO is.

Why is Richard Linklater on stage at far right accepting the award for screenplay on Birdman?

budapest is winning best picture. calling it right now. Or, maybe Birdman?

1 AM EST.