Great username/comment synergy!

Huh. Alrighty then.

You're criminally behind on Parks & Rec, but I would still say to you: you watch too much TV; get the hell outside once in awhile and enjoy the Outback and Ayers Rock and the Opera House and Yahoo Serious and that's all I know about Australia.

God has a sick sense of humor.

" if you don't like the show (or more likely you don't get it, don't understand the rhythm of this kind of comedy) then go elsewhere to comment"

Yeah, I thought the definition of Dad Rock was Pearl Jam and Wilco. . . and I guess my beloved R.E.M. too.

I hate Winnipeg.

"Paris is a city that Isis stole from Eagles of Death Metal. Tonight, we're here to steal it back."

But have you heard about stamps.com, Larissa?

My 2 1/2 year old walks around singing several tracks off Best Coast's "California Nights." Her favorites are "Heaven Sent" and "Feeling OK."I don't know how to tell her most of the other songs are about weed.

For me, the cinematography was what made American Beauty. I thought the screenplay was filled with gimmickry and clichés.

Dude, you're soundtracking my youth.

A great intro to the band, despite Butch Vig's typically joy-killing production.

Thank Christ it wasn't a cover of that 90s song by Cracker.

You're probably right, but man, "50 times more likely to go blind from diabetes." That's just sad. I saw "Show Me A Hero." I felt bad when Samuel L. Jackson's wife went blind. That's a terrible statistic.

Yes, I was seriously bummed out for awhile when this was announced years after he died. Nobody knew or cared. Life can be cruel.

Wheels' daughter is around now? Oh man, I've got like 20 years of catching up to do with the Degrassi mythos.

But Caitlin. So pretty. So pretty and sweet.

Is frustratingly cute obtuseness your new thing?

Having the audacity to compare Lucas' (post-American Graffiti) incompetence with actors to Lynch or Mamet? You're cute, Noel!