My wife said: "Only on Twin Peaks could they get away with replacing an actor who died with a giant teapot, and it totally doesn't seem out of place."

I like how threatening this is…

They definitely voted for Reagan.

I have no complaints, and I drink a lot of coffee. It may be specious reasoning, but I'll take it.

What will you bake?

Don't mix the good shit with the bad shit.

I'm going to my brother's house tomorrow night and we are going to drink lots of beer, listen to music, talk about nerdy shit, and watch monster movies.

Of all the comment sections on all the Internet, you were and always have been the most. And for that, I love all of you. Some more than others.

"Here's an article about cute puppies"

I really wanted the Classic Ghostbusters lego set from a couple of years ago.

They should just cancel Chris Carter's involvement.

Using some kind of Garmonbozia derivative as the basis of a drug, perhaps?

The actor playing Chad is really nailing the sack of shit thing. Mind you, I'd be freaked out were I to witness that scene myself.

"How can I get a tax rebate and hang out with Monica Belluci?"

The best thing that has happened at my household was when my seven year old insisted we buy a huge bottle of sriracha. That shit's amazing.

Ones that haven't been mentioned:

It's all happening so fast!

Between two fingers, in a designated area outside.

Yeah, I wasn't 100% convinced that BOB was all gone.

Was BOB purged from Dark Coop when Ray shot him? If so, then what is left is ALL Dark Coop, no BOB. I feel like there are threads that I am forgetting/missing. Maybe the box was some kind of containment field that allows inter-dimensional entities to remain intact.