I heard it was short. Like, under two hours. As soon as I heard that, my desire to see it went up by about 23%.

Jesus Christ the comments section on that Last Jedi comic-con reel is depressing. It's to the point where I have to say to myself "don't read the comments".

Trump: "Don't they know any Eagles or Grand Funk tunes?"

We ALL like night cheese, @avclub-ed0871ac01726144474982051e55c5f4:disqus

If I'm lucky, I'm like Bob Belcher. I WANT to be Chief Brody from Jaws, but I'm probably a lot closer to Homer Simpson than I care to admit to myself.

My wife is like that. "Why are they talking so fast" she says.

I finally started doing crunches and free weights again. I was still doing my cardio regularly, but had fallen off with the stuff that makes my pale midriff actually look less like a loose meat sack. Also, re-committing to the better diet after a couple of weeks of being slack (I can feel the difference it makes).

I will always maintain that Batman: The Animated Series is the ultimate non-comics expression of the Batman character, but I'd be lying if I didn't say that Brave and the Bold is nipping at its heels. My youngest son is watching that show, and it's AMAZING.

When I think old movies, I think the golden age of the studio system, not movies from 10 years ago. I think this means I am, in fact, old.

I had beer last Thursday night. It was awesome.

I had a great week with my kids last week. It was just me and them for five days during the day time, and we went to the beach, played with Lego, and watched movies and TV. Parenting can be really fucking hard a lot of the time, and I will admit that in the past, having stretches of time with my two boys would have…

Let's go to the top of Lookout Mountain on our hoverboards, and go fishing in the stream with our robot car friend!

#2 is Trancers.

It's decent! And it's nice and short too.

Whatever they shit out, it HAS to be better than the first one.

Did you see the movie?

Yeah, I was wondering why your comment was "awaiting moderation"…it wasn't spam, and it wasn't some angry, racists screed. It was just a nifty discussion of some Twin Peaks characters and themes. Weird.

A taco truck on every corner….

I think this friend's name is Jane Strawman.

It's the only place where I can poop without getting interrupted by the children.