I'd say feudalism sucks too, but I happen to be a beneficiary of capitalism in comparison to most people on the planet, so I'd probably say that capitalism is the worst for the same reasons that feudalism sucks if I lived on another part of the planet.

That would mean something if it meant anything. Though I will admit to the crushing guilt having staying power.

The comment/username synergy is off the charts.

Well, the plague was just around the corner, which was of course spread by the expansion of commerce and trade, as well as horrific living conditions in densely populated areas. The rats did a great job of carting the disease around, but human activity helped it along. Also, the crusades and shit. It doesn't matter…

Also, he holds his microphone like a rapper (or so I was told by the AV Club).

That's why the communion at a protestant branch of Christianity is so lame in comparison to the Catholic ceremony. No crackers and grape juice for us! Please note: I haven't set foot in a Catholic church in well over 20 years.

Is it fake news?

Well, all human, but also all God. Also, God, Son of God, and Holy Spirit. It can be two or three things.

The 12th century: what a time to be alive.

I'm not a practicing Catholic, so my heart goes out to all those faithful Catholics who have Celiac disease.

Two months ago. I watch it once a year.

Honestly, I can totally imagine that working.

"PENDANT! Those bastards."

I can't even….By GAD sir, I don't understand.

Are you talkin' shit about John Huston's Maltese Falcon?

Stoked I am.

And you thought Twin Peaks was the best show on TV…

FUNDERDOME must have been undercut by all those people who watched those episodes illegally before the premier. That hacker doofus is a master tactician!

The one thing that makes Lucas seem shrewd is the deal he made with Fox about sequels, licensing, and merchandising. It's the deal that cost Alan Ladd Jr. his job.

You definitely should. It's basically perfect.