The rooster has sex with all of 'em.

I have the opposite pet peeve.

It's best to distrust those with an excessive amount of ambition.

Or when people ignore timers on a microwave or oven for an extended period, letting it beep several reminder beeps instead of getting up and turning it off.

Started Star Wars: Screaming Citadel, and am all caught up with Batman and Detective Comics. I am excited about this War of Jokes and Riddles business…bring it on.

Yesterday, I woke up sucking on lemon!

That's my reaction to every Edgar Wright movie.

William Castle-style shenanigans!

It's like putting on five hats when you're a kid!

Also, I have to wear the glasses over my glasses.

I look forward to the massive increase in ticket prices this will no doubt lead to.

I thought he was talking about that terrible William Friedkin film.

I hate everything.

I don't know, I thought it was beautiful. Mind you, I'm all in on these puns.

Maybe movie stars earn every single dollar. Because I'm not sure how much you'd have to pay me to dress up like that and go on national television.

*discordant, ambient industrial noises gradually drown out all other sounds*

It's better than Red Letter Media making reviews that are longer than the movie they're reviewing!

Are you saying the book switched identities?

Yes, the training.

"We ate our share of wieners that day!"