The last one of the elderly couple feels like a depiction of America's current mood.

Ugh, my kids want to see it. I can tolerate the first Cars (because I had to, otherwise I would have set myself on fire by now). Thankfully, Cars 2 was not a hit in my house. But the marketing has reached their little eyeballs, and the writing is on the wall.

The show seems deliberately paced, but I am always shocked that it ends so quickly. I want Cooper back to his old self more than anything, but I find myself drawn into Dougie's universe, and I kind of love the dynamic between his wife and his son. It's not Cooper, but the essence of Cooper is there in his child-like…

She's…awesome.

I loved the scene of the dispatcher giving shit to the two deputies. I said in the comments a week or two ago that there seem to be a number of nagging wives, but this scene did a good job of reminding me to shut the fuck up and let the series unfold, as Frost and Lynch never fail to surprise. The dispatcher…

Crave TV, through my cable provider, only has the first 31 minutes of Twin Peaks episode 6. It just stops at the 31 minute mark, and that is what is listed as the running time. I am…not pleased.

Good bye, old chum.

Absolutely. I can see the case for it.

SI is my second favourite. Magnum Force has the best IDEA/STORY of the sequels, but the execution leaves much to be desired. The Enforcer is utterly forgettable except for how awesome Tyne Daly is. I actually kind of love Dead Pool. It's really goddamn silly, but it's entertaining as all get out.

*takes a bite*

*cracks knuckles*

I won't rest until David Cronenberg replaces Laurier on the five dollar bill.

But you let Fresno Jim into the club?

Yeah. The Liberals and the Conservatives had back to back minority governments in the mid-2000s, and while they don't last as long, they can usually manage 2-3 years of governing by scraping together the votes needed to pass key pieces of legislation. There are alliances that can be formed, but rarely do they have…

Needs more ice cream.

The Bob's Burgers burger of the day blog actually has stuff that I'd eat. I don't think I'd try Marge's home made Pepsi.

Don't have a cow, man.

She's a singer with a show! And she sings ON the show!

Even when people act like they're super confident, or don't care, they're doing it to create the mystique that will make them more appealing to people.

Everyone, I just want you to know that I love The Simpsons. I think it's a really funny show, and after all these years, it still fills me with joy. Perhaps this could have remained unsaid. Perhaps I'm embarrassing myself with this unvarnished and uncomfortable expression of sentiment. But I don't care. I'm not…