There's very little meat in them gym mats.

Hey, even the official The Last Jedi poster is pretty fabulous. Maybe all the talented graphic designers are working on Star Wars stuff. http://www.gameinformer.com…

A June Bug got in my house last night. It was like a fucking nightmare. I have no idea where it went. I'm scared to go home.

Yeah, a woman's right to own fifty cats!

The best example of this is Dirty Harry inheriting that bulldog in Sudden Impact, and naming it Meathead. It doesn't quite fit the archetype because he sort of hates that dog, but the dog is awesome. Full disclosure, I kind of love Sudden Impact. It's a thematically complicated movie, and is the Dirty Harry series…

I'll even accept a poorly rendered facsimile, as is the case here.

That's pooping in style!

It's staggering how bad this poster is. I can't believe it. The Spider-Man posters were bad, but this is somehow worse.

I was going to say like a beer can, but yours is way, way more disgusting.

My favourite TITLE is definitely Sex Lives of the Potato Men.

Garbage Pail Kids: The Movie should DEFINITELY be on that last. It's abominable.

MEGAFORCE! Barry Bostwick's hair is amazing in that. Also, it's the film that came closest to being a live action GI Joe film in the eighties. It's really, really terrible though, and removed all doubt about Michael Beck having any right being a movie star. That guy sucks.

Hmmm…I guess. I have a much lower tolerance for bad television, and even good television that's hard to watch. I gave up on Breaking Bad because, as well done as it was, I had little interest in the misery it put me through each episode.

I bet it's bad for me to sit on my ass all day posting on the AV Club.

I like watching the occasional shit movie. A particularly egregious example from My World of Flops, or the masterpieces of Cannon Films and Charles Band do the trick. I still enjoy myself though.

I won't believe it until Morgan Spurlock does a documentary proving this hypothesis is correct.

It's pretty good.

We Canadians are an earthy, passionate people.

Well, when the pressure is on, it's all too easy to blow your load.

The silver lining to all of this is that I learned there's a British politician named Ed Balls.