All it said was curse words.

That's amazing. And adorable.

No need to call out ALL of those birds for the actions of one of them, now. He may have just been a huge asshole that nobody likes.

That crow was very smart too. She made sure that the workers had a medical plan and regular breaks to avoid the formation of a union. Crows treat their employees well!

The best Shatner is when you get the two-for-one deal. One will overact, and the other will REALLY overact.

Did the raccoon eventually start wearing people clothes?

Personally, I think crows are super cool birds. They live forever, are highly intelligent, use tools, and are jet black which is super-rad.

This is true! There's a crow in my neighborhood that somehow managed to get my Power of Attorney!

Then again, you'd have to have a steely constitution to pull off those hats. Plus, the whole "being cool with killing yourself" thing.

Well, I'm glad I was the one who finally brought attention to this under-reported fact.

Yeah, make Nichelle Nichols a Starfleet Admiral or something.

It was busy at the walk-in clinic that night, I tell ya!

It's not that strange when you contemplate that Dikachu HAS A DICK ON HIS FACE.

"There is a large, multi-legged creature on your shoulder."

Someone suggested Paul F. Tompkins and I can't move past it.

"Go..to..hell." -Spock

Never let the facts get in the way of a far superior imagined reality.

"Work well, and you will be treated well. Work badly…and you will die."

Does anyone else picture Christopher Tolkien as a fast-living, scarf and sports jacket wearing playboy the drives sports cars and beds supermodels while rolling around on a giant pile of gold? Or is that just me.

They should accept no substitute!