But Bjork did shoot David Morse, didn't she? I mean she's innocent in a spiritual sense, but she actual commits murder, doesn't she? It's been a while since I've seen that movie. (SPOILERS ABOVE!!!!!)

Interesting. Thanks. I've never seen the show (I know it's supposedly incredible), but it struck me that the entire season could be so much lower than the rest of the series.

No, I agree. It didn't feel earned at all. Especially as she was there with a black guy (which they tried to explain by Lincoln saying he didn't really know her, which also feels out of character). It's a small nitpick for an amazing episode ("Bitch, you're 22" is my favorite line of the entire series so far), but it…

It looks like you watched The Sopranos. Can you clarify why that one season is so much lower than the rest?

"Can you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about the things? You know, the things?"
Come on, dude, if you can't remember that, you probably don't deserve to have an opinion. It's a classic episode, and people love Mr. Burns.

Yes, Lars von Trier is really a pretty smart guy with a deep sense of humor and playfulness. He can be super serious sometimes, but from the moment he announced he was making this movie, he's been very cheeky about it.

Me no like funny things.

It would take several hours to get to all of those places by bus. Like maybe 5 hours depending on traffic. Not convenient for one tour. This is pedantic New York boy signing off.

Todd will be mouthing the tour narration along with the guide. In fact, for several days in a row, he will be the only person on the tour.

I don't know if you're joking, but yes, it was cancelled. I think they're doing one more season, though. So there's still time.

If you didn't realize that at this point SXSW was a huge corporate event, well… you just might be the perfect attendee of SXSW.

It's crazy the way the mind works, but I knew you were definitely wrong just because of the syllable count. "Sat on" does not fit that line in my head.

I wouldn't know how to begin explaining all the awards, but I can see Hollywood and the Academy not getting down with an extremely fractured storyline and ensemble. It's harder to get your actors in those slots when you're splitting the vote between so many, and the script wouldn't stand out as being particular strong…

You're right, and the answer is no. Especially since at this point, I don't think she has thoughts. She seems like a chatbot maximized to never-before-seen aggressive levels.

I don't know man, I just don't know. I'm not a mega-fan, but I'm pretty sure that woman has some true talent. It's an opinion, though.

You didn't, but I need to make sure you know that. I wouldn't want you to ever think you had women's interests at heart.
My point is that you're not wrong about Two and Half Men or Big Bang Theory (which you so lamely refer to as Big Bang Dreary, as if you're humor halted at the level of Mad Magazine parody), but you…

Daaaamn, nuh-uh, no you didn't. Just for Cabaret and Arrested Development she has earned her spot in Valhalla. For New York, New York, she's earned her spot in the books. She actual is something special (even though she's possible quite insane these days). Pink is a non-entity.

You sound like a really cool, open-minded person. I'm sure you must know that Chuck Lorre is at least partly (if not very) responsible for one of the most feminist shows of all time, Roseanne. Or maybe you read in the review that he also had a hand in creating Grace Under Fire, another incredibly feminist show. Oh,…

*Does best Rainer Wolfcastle impression* Or maybe you all are misogynists too!

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