Now, where is he is damn massage?

Someone will have to keep reminding Mr Johnson of what a cultural touchstone Ballers is.

The show will never ever start. They won't be able to pull them both away from the mirror at the same time.

Before he departs he will come in your Hampton mouth and Hampton blouse.

If I give you poison darts, will you promise to hit all Kardashians with them?

There isn't a space big enough for all the ego.

clean lines are for K Mart you square!

but but he designs ill fitting drab clothing!

Kids nowadays just love the guy.

Alas, Kim's gelatinous ass caused him to descend back to earth.

The day after Girl's airs it's season finale, she will be off the cultural map.

Lena Dunham's worse.

It's not hyperlinked to Sean Cody, I checked.

excessive, perhaps; but fun!

Yes, you are quite right. Twitter continually tests my will to live on this earth, but I tell you this I will survive

I try it use douche sparingly as of late but, it is apt, very apt.

Honestly between Donald Trump and Ryan Lochte, it's the summer of entitled white douche canoes who do not deserve publicity for their dumbness.

Mommy dearest did accuse the IOC of trying to deny the fake crime originally, so there is that.

I hope someone can phelp him out of this bunch.

It's NFL preseaon for goodness sakes, time to worship another band of multi millionaire meatheads, c'mon news cycle!