He will be Loched up for sure.

There will be underage rent boys involved.

Kate Beckinsale's cardigan is a close relative to the knit sweater Ethan Hawke donned in Sinister.

He is dead you know?

Must compensate for the fanny pack.

so many fat people.

I'm owed a sex shooter.

Will Apollonia be there?

The pilot of The O.C. is still the high-point of Schwartz's career. Coupled with Doug Limon's direction; it really delivers. It manages to be dangerous and melancholy in a very intriguing way.

People will study Mortdecai to discern how a movie's wretchedness can appear to be so bottomless.

I would strongly start trying to believe in god. I would buy a big bong.

Billy Eichner.

She is just as awful as the rest of them, just good surgeries.

Ivanka is good friends with Wendi Murdoch. Scum enjoys the company of pond scum.

The only redeemable factor is the sexiness of Aaron Rodgers.

AA is a sick fucking joke. If anyone ever tells you AA is the only way to get over an addiction you can tell them straight from me to them to fuck right off!

How is Seth Rogan so productive with the amount of weed he consumes?

Don't speak the name Billy Eichner.

Miss Jenkins doesn't seem very adept at playing the publicity game at a studio level, very foreboding, indeed.

Part of me wants to watch Pan, but I can't quite convince the other part.