I just found a toy in my dad's workshop from Pokemon 2000 The Movie. It's a yellow bird thing. Also, I just want to get high.

He is a piece of patriarchal bull shit.

And you are taught to believe your own hype and zero insistence to take an interest in anything outside the sports world.

It is a truth not readily admitted by many: The family can be an agent of profound evil and despair.

I feel your righteous indignation, but fighting chaos with chaos never works.

They are just not as fuckable as Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady.

Money and power; both psychological and real.

It is better to see with clear eyes than "My family, we are great, it is the other people who are just not so great." My family has so many conversations that are underscored with,"If we ran the world let me tell you." I look around and all I see are a bunch of self loathing assholes with drinking and spending…

The youngins need to get off fucking snapchat and do something to fill the void with something better. I include myself among those that need to something.

I have just been wrestling with something similar myself. My grandmother is quite cruel to other people and unsympathetic and I just can't join others in lionizing her.

That is really common now, why, why?

Joel Edgerton you are invited to join my roster of imaginary boyfriends.

It is not possible since we have to have a spectacle for a 24 hour news cycle. The more extreme you are, the better.

I mean we basically love reality tv as a nation so why not turn the RNC into reality tv.

I'd say the rolling stone gathering no moss started it's roll during the 2000 election.

I'm exploring my options.

Yep. If there is a hell, well, meat is back on the menu boys.

Her dad was in prison during principal photography of The Parent Trap. The good times were just an illusion hidden behind some freckles.

I really hope so. Denial is not just a river in Egypt, it seems to be the main source of drinking water at Penn State.

I need my mom to leave the house STAT, I need this in my veins.