Excellent point. This story is profoundly sad and the responses so appalling.

those halcyon days.

Wow, either option is just awful.

I just want to get high.

Lindsay Lohan?

And Paterno's family is still trying to vilify the victims. Fuck sports, but mostly football culture.

You either get gold bond or lubriderm, but the lotion gets on the skin no matter what.

In other news: Joe Paterno knew about Sandusky abuse of children as early as 1976 but decided to just focus on the upcoming football season.

Julie Klausner is all of the awful traits of theater enthusiasts wrapped into one awful package.

He doesn't know any Mexicans.

a yuge difference, if you will.

And the seas are still going to rise and the poor people will drown because they are lazy or something. And Keeping Up With The Kardashians will enter it's 20th season.

He is Chelsea's new babysitter.

and smoke a joint.

I just want to get high.

I just want to get high.

Tom Brady has a surprise appearance at the end.

I just want to get high.

Ben dresses up like big baby, and Matt plays the nanny.

Tell me about the hookers.