I just want to get high.

Life is so unfair.

What about the gay men?

I wore out my thumbs on Rosebud.

domestic gross, I haven't dared to look up those stats.

I was rooting for abject failure, it has grossed over 100 million, thanks obama.

Boomba and Roomba directed by Baz Luhrman

Was this movie good?

A zumba movie.

Hello my son :)

He would have some luck on his back in my bed.

It is what makes me proud to be American. I'm what you might call a sadist in liberal getup. They never see me coming with my NPR tote full of goodies.

the PTA has disbanded.

Only weed for me! I got smashed once on pain meds after surgery. I was drooling in the easy chair while watching Hannibal, it was not my best look.

Bound 2.

It's only the douche canoes I hold up to scrutiny. It's a completely biased way of looking at things that I'm cultivating for my future career as politician and civil servant.

It's the story of a girl who cried a whole river…

And you are still alive? I would burst into flames.

Have you seen Breakfast at Tiffany's?

That would not be a bad gig. I'd appear on talk shows after he is caught, dressed in virginal white and muse about what went wrong, and then find the finest ghostwriter for my memoir. Then find Dina Lohan and get on the highway to hell.