…only if someone wants to. Does that include you by yourself?

BK has fallen from grace. They came strong with that creepy King several years back, but are low effort these days.

Horsey sauce is bomb on fries. I embarrass myself with the amount of horsey sauce I'll consume at Arby's.

It's bimb on curly fries. I embarrass myself at the horsey sauce pump.

I'm a Gordon's London Dry fan—blue collar, no nonsense gin that works well in a martini or G&T (with Fevertree, of course). If I'm feeling extra fancy, I'll buy a bottle of Sapphire. I appreciate the assertiveness of the old school London variety.

Bon Jovi "Blaze of Glory"

Perfect format for the recap.

He's got to be on some good meds. I thought the same thing. This show sucks! I feel like Ray Rice's wife after every episode.