Get in your cage Phillip!
Manny Mota
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I am from Ukraine you no say Ukraine is weak!
You're only 20?
Four Loko
Where's Dildo?
These guys drown bags of kittens to blow off steam.
Never forget Beerghazi
The prenup clearly specifies a Clockwork Orange type set-up.
Melania Trump has seen Donald Trump completely naked.
I preferred Ja Rule back when he was called DMX.
Give me a toot
I'll sell you my soul
Pull my strings
And I'll go far
2020: Cloned Hitler wins the Republican nomination.
Spicey's getting upset!
What happens when Roland gets back to the tower with Cuthbert's horn?
I read firsted as fisted.
He just went there to see Ja Rule.
Nazis make great fertilizer.
We are all Berenstein Bears on this blessed day.
Ted Cruz is a blobfish.