Fuckin vodka man!

I'm just going to pretend I know what "avuncular" means.

As an American, I apologize in advance for Trump grabbing the Queen by her royal naughty bits.

Someone carved Pence out of a bar of soap.

Satan is real and Steve Bannon is his ambassador to earth.

They are excommunicated.

All I have to do is say libtard and I win the argument!

Seize the means of reproduction!

"I'm a nationalist and a globalist." - a talking glazed ham

"He likes chewing on the walls just like daddy!"

Lookout there's a brown person under your bed!

Alex Jones arching his back - "Oh you better not probe me you evil alien bastards!"

There's an entire aisle of t-shirts at Wal-Mart that basically all say that.

Great, now he's blind in his third eye.

That's the guy who sang the Thong Song right?

This is the 80's and I'm down with the ladies.

IS COOLIO OK?!?!?

Holy fucking shit, it's a dinosaur, Jesus Christ, what the fuuuuuuuuck?

The I.V. Club

He can lift a hundred pounds right over his head!