Basically, being a White Walker is like running a multi-level marketing company.

Dragons don't have knees. It'd be different if he'd taken an arrow to the knee.

Bringing a white-walker to King's Landing seems a very stupid idea. Qyburn would use it to make a weapon of undead zombies from all the peasants in the city, all for his queen.

Discovery will be fun. Let's open more doors on FOX News, see more of the creepy-crawlies that work within.

I have a feeling this track will make excellent background music for commercials for Axe Body Spray, Chase Bank, Dos Equis, or other brands that enhance the sexual, financial, alcohol-consuming lives of go-getting Post-Millennials.

No UCB-themed vibrating boot?

It's tricky because we never see much of the dirty work he's paid to do. So Bronn comes off as a charming rogue who is easy to cheer for or worry about. We're never presented with the moral consequences of the evil side of his job.

But only if they're into it consensually.

I was just thinking the same thing…

Prediction: Arya kills Littlefinger but forgets to burn the body. LF comes back as a White Walker and she has to finish him off a second time with her newly-gifted Valyrian steel dagger.

Along the lines of what she did to Walder Frey, it would be fitting if Arya pulls her Faceless-mask-trick on Littlefinger, to look like her sister Sansa or her mother Catyln, so as to finish him off while he's in a state of complete surprise.

That's one nervous looking dog, there.

Don't let the CGI fool you, Smeagol was real!

One-star review for the kid's menu

Is Thiel funding her?

Sedaris signed one of our copies of his books with a little cartoon sketch of Abraham Lincoln, adding a cartoon bubble saying, "Boyfriends make better lovers." So that might be one reason why.

If Google kills Uber, it wins its IP and incorporates it into the company's nascent autonomous driving technology R&D. If Uber prevails, somehow, Google wins either way.

What's the maintenance like on David Spade ownership? I honestly have no idea what it costs to revive a dead career, for instance. BUH BYE

You're no goddamn victim. Go away, troll.

It felt derivative of OitNB, to me, and did detract from the story. I hope the show-runners don't make a habit of it.