Late to the party, as always, I decided to watch "Breaking Bad" while I worked out at the gym. That's 20 minute increments on the elliptical machine - finally coming to an end today.

I'm the most recent poster here, as far as I can tell. My plan was to get my ass back into the gym and to offset the horrible tedium of treadmills and elliptical machines I decided to start watching BB via Netflix in February 2014. I get through about 3/4 of an episode each gym visit. Already I have gasped or…