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"Babylon is the best thing in my life. And I have a very full life."

Yeah! She looked a bit awkward walking. I wish Ted had a better idea about the restaurant though.

Shouldn't he be Frightened Inmate Number 2?

This is why I hated my first two weeks at the Royal Tampa Academy of Dramatic Tricks: No one knew who was the sluttiest. But I showed them. Oh, I showed them all.

I WAS wondering! But no I've had plenty of first dates go in for the awkward hug and I've had to shelve the handshake. I really like a firm handshake, but most guys would rather have a hug for some reason.

I attended Stanford, where I was voted "Most".

Me too! The right kind of awkward.

Don't forget mailing sugar cubes to NBC, to show that fans were "sweet" on TGS.

I'll field this one. What the hell are you talking about?

I liked that the first date was slightly awkward, as all first dates are. Especially that hug at the beginning.

Get…uh…dammit I can't perform under pressure.

Guys, I just watched this movie. So good. Logan should always wear that. Always. Always.

OH MY GOD THAT SOUNDS SO AWESOME!

I haven't seen the movie yet but book/comic continuations never hold the same appeal for me…I just can't bring myself to consider them canonical.

God bless you.

A selfie pre-workout is the only way to catalogue success.

Seriously? I don't know how to feel about that.

Hey! This article just proves there's more than enough of him to go around!

Where's the yoga pose silhouette?

Yeah but Teti, what did you eat for lunch today?