This movie should really star Hathaways and Neesons.

And they're all pretty good at sports…or so I'm told.

"Let's go with black."

This show reminds me of the bit that Patton Oswalt does about Star Wars Episodes I-III.

Woaah slow down there O'Neal. The Commies are over for this year.

You guys forgot PR person!!

This book is even more thrilling than the review makes it sound! I devoured it all in one sitting, breathless.

Oh good! With all the defenders I was beginning to think that I was alone!

Oh right! I knew it had something to do with the smoke break!

IIRC, it was the name of the monsters in the story. SPOILERS: it was revealed that when you give up smoking, you trigger your brain chemistry so that suddenly someone who looked normal to you is a disgusting monster alien. I think it was an "aliens disguised as real people conspiracy" thing. They were called 10…

Correct me if I'm wrong (a first for the Internet, I'm sure), but the original short story's premise was that in trying to kick smoking, your mind went into a weird place where you could see the 10 o'clock people, no?

I liked it! I watched it with zero expectations, and was very pleasantly surprised! But I quite liked early season 1 Glee as well.

Whoo Kay Cannon!

This is a far more compelling story to me than Leslie's fall from city council.

I've been excited about this game for months, guys. MONTHS.

The original script called for the Ghost Protocol to be applied directly to the forehead.

Yeah, exactly. I don't really understand why everyone felt the need to have sex in his bedroom when their own was literally just down the hall. Was it that much better?

Will Arnett as Batman is basically everything I ever wanted in a Batman casting.

You know that's right.

Thanks, Obama.