Well, isn't that convenient for you, I'd take the time to pick out something to be outraged about to excuse myself completely but I'm way too lazy. I'll be sure to make angry posts on my Tumblr about this, "badwolf359". lol. Please don't start a hashtag campaign about me!!111

Two seconds or two minutes, it's still not apathy.

I mean, I've never actually met a single ONE of these people (clearly "grammar anarchists" run amok all over) and I see Grammar Nazis constantly, but okay Mr. South Park Republican False Equivalency "BOTH SIDES ARE BAD, DA TRUTH IS IN DA MIDDLE!!111", I guess. Big yawn to the rest of it, Dr. Phil.

I've always figured that if you care enough to tell someone you don't care, you're caring a whole hell of a lot. But hey, what are my opinions worth, Mr. United States of Whatever.
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Natalie Dorner. Christopher Dorner. Donner Party. Barack Hussein Obama.
Coincidence?

He IS right in spirit though, the most infuriating pseudo-intellectuals are people who get overly fixated on the arbitrary everchanging rules of spelling and grammar brewed in some dusty room by old white guys. They let language master them rather than the other way around. Grammar Nazis are the worst, shooting at the…

but also because it's hilarious

r u ok

r u ok
r u str8 edge 4 lyfe

I'm not okay I'm a braindead idiot. You gonna invite me to one of your famous upcoming Boggle and Long Island Ice Tea Party Nights, Caligula?

lol you sound like the REAL life of the party bro!!!! No wonder. You come off more clueless pushing 40 with that sort of condescending line than Harmony Creepo Korine.

I get what your barb is going for, but do you not engage in much youthful hedonism yourself? Because as a youthful hedonist, it seemed pretty damn on point to me. Pushing-40 dude or not, he did a pretty good job capturing it.

AGREED!

OH SHIT, YOU'RE DIFFERENT!!!!! HEY EVERYBODY, COME TAKE A LOOK AT THIS GUY!!!!

Who cares what Stephen King thinks about anything anyway? I thought his writing was charming when I was in the 2nd grade. Like sorry dude, we're discussing Stanley Kubrick, go make yourself feel big by blasting YA Fiction lol.

Just too frightened to commit to the full A. Asterisks are crutches, you know.

That's probably for the best. For whatever it's worth, I remember liking that one Weird Al song "Trigger Happy" for like a week in 7th grade web design class, I downloaded it on Napster and everything…it took like thirty minutes.

think I just puked in my mouth. that's usually what happens when I see a Weird Al video anyway (sorry but that shit was corny even when I was like, in elementary school, even as a little kid the kid who was into weird al was the one dude who sat off in the corner and smelled weird and had no friends) so this porn…

So "skill set" is a euphemism for AIDS now?

Honestly Lana's always struck me as pretty dumb and close-minded, which only was added to this episode with her hangups and teasing about Archer and Ramon's friendship. Archer's an insane self-centered fuckup, but Lana's the one who'd always have these really close-minded opinions on immigrants or minorities or…