Snape's behavior is contemptible, but I'd hardly consider his motivation sketchy or unrealistic. Illogical, sure, but there are more examples of people behaving illogically in real life on any given day than anyone can hope to count.

In fairness, there does seem to be a strong desire among many people (certainly not just here) to criticize WB / DC at all costs. So even when its a movie people are rooting for, they reach to criticize the lack of promotion despite purely anecdotal evidence of said lack of promotion. And links to actual evidence to…

Bah. You and your facts!

It might be splitting hairs about personal definitions of "fine." I wouldn't consider the Hobbit movies to be even of "fine" quality, for instance.

Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?

"She was an apocalyptic plague carrier."

Fuck the Nazis and pull out.

Hell, a window antenna would get around that. Double-hell, my antenna that sits right next to my TV and kind of barely leans toward the window gets around that.

"He's also pretty exposed in The Fly."

God, this game. It's about as scary, violent and offensive as a Full House Halloween special. Instead of a 25th anniversary re-release I'd rather see an expansion on the "Dangerous Games" min-documentary covering its absurd controversy. A good 30-minutes or so would do. Make it part of a "Most Ridiculous Media…

In fairness, Guardians is only interested in making us care about the actual Guardians, so you can trim that list down to five characters. They're also all easy-bake heroes—two of them get over almost instantly by being "cute"—as opposed to "complex" villainous characters who, in theory, would be harder to sell to an…

That's one legitimate criticism of Suicide Squad, but I still think the movie's biggest sin is that its action is insipid. The many character problems could be at least partially forgiven had the movie actually been exciting. The climactic battle is so awkward and stunningly bland it left me near disbelief.

This guy's just bragging about his full-frontal nude scene.

I'm guessing "noping" is a typo, since google doesn't support this being a new cool thing all the kids are saying these days, but I like "noping out of a plane" better than hopping. I presume it consists of loudly shouting "NOPE" while throwing yourself out of an unwanted situation.

A joke at the expense of Kenny G might be low-hanging fruit, but that headline made me laugh loud enough to startle a co-worker. Good work.

It's so good I almost upvoted the comment for it despite "nobody wants to buy or even talk about" being demonstrably incorrect. That's a clean ass line, though.

Being a born Texan myself and having lived here the bulk of my life, the right way to make Barbecue is any style.

You mean "con**** i*"

I think I was in 2nd or 3rd grade when some of the kids in my school went through a weeks long phase of thinking "porn / porno / pornography" were the funniest "dirty" words in the world. And every single one of those kids who giggled at or said those words went on to murder one whole family a piece later that year,…

I didn't even know what it was supposed to be at first. I was wondering if "food poon" was some new shit I was unaware of.