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If this was my uncle's Spotify playlist I wouldn't think it cheesy or lame, I'd think, "This makes sense for music a man my uncle's age would enjoy." Jesus, man, take it easy on your uncle's musical proclivities.

Well, my policy of always trusting another johnny means I must take you at your word. And now I stand among the dashed remnants of my pizza dream.

I've never had one of these. So now I have a new mission in life. What a time to be alive!

According to the guy in the video who owns the restaurant, "It's olive oil, it's good for you, I promise you that." But, you know, he might just be trying to sell you a slice of pizza.

Ricky's here to remind her.

I'm sure we'll soon find out she was high on coke.

Getting caught in the gears of a combine! Having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!

Quite a few of these are a reach, and these are less specifically Stephen King style covers than just generally any horror paperback cover from the 70's through the early 90's, but I really love this style of book cover, so I'm going to grant this effort passing marks.

Two pun threads? That really ruffles me.

It's simply a great trailer. It has the perfect backing music, it's a great highlight reel that gives us a good idea of the story but doesn't appear to reveal anything overly critical. I don't think anyone expected it to be quite that good.

I can't defend his onscreen work in a King vehicle, but his audiobook reading of It is fucking magnificent.

My goodness, I wanted those high-heel-to-the-throat strikes to keep going for at least ten more seconds. I can't quite decide if it's brutally comical or comically brutal, but I loved it.

"Or did I? You'll never know the answer to that mystery unless you read the book!"

"Selling" the action, in and out of the ring, has been perhaps the biggest problem with wrestling storytelling (outside of Japan, I'd say) over the last few years. Announcers are part of that selling, and as you've stated, JR's ability to narrate the action convincingly was a major factor in selling it. I always think

Seeing ol' boy remove his tie prompted one of the best laughs me, my brother and my dad have had together. That rooftop fight is a blast.

Summer of '99 had Blair Witch and The Sixth Sense, and September gave us Stir of Echoes. It was a pretty good three month run of horror flicks.

I think this is a situation where whichever version you saw first is going to stick with you more. Either way I think it would have had an impact, but I saw the version with the explanation, and finding out there was a version without an explanation has me thinking it would have just left me more puzzled than

Well, much of the marketing also presented it as more of a horror flick that was in line with what was popular at the time, in terms of being peppered with multiple scares throughout. Blair Witch is much, much more of a slow burn. I saw a pre-screening of it, had read much about it in advance on the internet, and knew

Interesting. I never got around to seeing it in part because of Ghetto Superstar, which is a dumb reason not to see something, I know. Checking out some of its summary on wikipedia though, I think I need to change that.

"But Canibus doesn’t exactly help his case or his street credibility by tattling on the older rapper for smoking marijuana while professing to be sober."