I nominate Nick Kroll. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

As a guy who could dunk once upon a time (and maybe still can? I'm a little scared my added weight will tear my knees to shreds on landing even if I can still get up there), and who has also been dunked on once or twice, I can vouch for this. Nothing feels more exhilirating than a great dunk, particularly when another…

Won't be a dry eye in the house during Shawn Bradley's heartbreaking "I Dreamed a Dream (of Not Getting Dunked On)".

As a kid, in my house, waking up to Jarreau early on a Saturday was a sure sign that the parents had designated that Saturday a cleaning day. So I had mixed feelings about his music, though I knew every song. Thinking on it even now makes me think of the scent of lemon pledge. In hindsight, there were certainly many…

Another book to add to the must-read list, which I think shall forever dwarf my sizable Netflix to-watch list.

"Booooo!"

Ah, now I sea it too.

Hm. A quick read of the summary of the book makes it sound very little like Men in Black beyond some highly superficial similarities.

New reports suggest it was actually a gerbil all along.

Just have a guy in a goalie mask pop up behind the reporter mid-segment and pretend to machete the entire news crew to death.

Yeah, but her office presumably contains even more Samsung machines. She should barricade herself in a cabin deep in the woods, where murderous Samsung tech can't get to her.

I ain't got time to bleed. That said, I'm bleeding badly.

It's one of those things generations who weren't there must find incredibly difficult to believe: Steven Seagal was once seen as an absolute action movie badass, not a joke. I imagine it's sort of like when I first found out Leslie Nielsen hadn't always been in parody movies.

Wait, how much of a loss of gravity are we talking here? Because if it's just enough to make it where everybody in the world can dunk on a regulation basketball goal, I think we can achieve world peace.

The problem is "gun for somebody's nutsack" is item 1 on his to-do list every day. Also items 2 - 100.

Regarding the Cavs / Warriors thing, I can't speak for the whole of "outside of Cleveland," but I know basketball fans in Texas had all turned on the Warriors, who went from being the stunt-shooting, fun-loving Globetrotters of the NBA to the arrogant, scrotum-kicking villains. Plus I think a lot of sports fans wanted…

Don't pre-judge; some junkies are the Mozart-istic people you'll ever meet.

What kind of monster picks salad over soup under any circumstances? Soup is the fucking best; salad is desiccated flora refuse. What madness doth possess you, BradBrains27?

And here I thought a mass debater was someone who could counter-argue the quantity of matter in an object.

I'm presuming the violence came to an abrupt halt at the sound of a baby crying.