Wrong Mexican director.

That is a curious promo photo. Is that from a movie? She looks the smiling, evil executive who just surprised the amateur sleuth sneaking around the building at night for evidence of corruption.

Is that the award given for killing more people than the Waco Kid?

Noted, and yet, I'm still opting for immortal warlock who steals years from the young to live forever before I turn 50.

Or when you want to tell your wife you love her very much.

"Interesting. I wonder if the two combatants took a lesson from that episode and applied it to women?"

They didn't tell me until after the fact, but apparently at the event they'd held the week before a fight broke out between two battlers after one guy barely touched the other, who got hyper-sensitive / macho about being touched. So after that they had a super strict "no contact" policy that was in small print on the…

I tried it as the first real thing I started drinking when I was nervous for my first rap battle. My thought process was that the liquor would mellow me, but the Red Bull would amp me up, and I'd somehow get the best of both products.

Purgatory sounds too merciful for whoever did that.

When I was a kid, the old (obviously false) rumor that Bruce Lee killed himself by accidentally hitting himself in the head with nunchucks made them seem all the more fascinating yet terrifying to me and my friends. We all wanted nunchucks, and yet if the ultimate martial arts master could accidentally kill himself…

No, but in a seedy enough strip club, Candy can give it to you.

Yeah, but you just know you're skipping all the best parts.

"It all traces back to a single man, the story goes: Ronald Clark O’Bryan, who poisoned a bunch of Pixy Stix back in 1974 and screwed things up for everybody."

That actually sounds pretty neat. Works much better than the "Take a chicken fried steak, leave a chicken fried steak" system we have down here in San Antonio.

Truly, almost every fan base is the worst in its own unique way.
But Eagles fans are the worse worst.

Expansion on this theory, when they finally decide to reboot the entire MCU, Claire will reveal she is Uatu and that everything we've been watching for years was a giant "What if?"

I normally find the "hot actress lady makes me jack off" jokes pretty dumb, but the specifity here salvages it. Also, fam, wash your goddamn sheets.

You're asking for a hyper specific example of a study that, intellectually, you have to know would never be endeavored upon, much less exist. I provided a link in another comment concerning the myriad psychological disorders induced or exacerbated by alcohol dependency that go far beyond simply tearing down…

Well his verbal abuse of his girlfriend, which includes sexual / physical threats, was also recorded and is also ridiculously over the top. More over the top, I'd say, than his comments about Jews, bad as those are.

"Getting blasted" for you may not be (and very likely isn't) the same for someone with alcohol dependency. This sort of thinking is the only thing I have any contention with. I provided a link in another comment. I'm not sure how many more ways I can say it, so I'll just leave it at that.