You are history's greatest monster.

I refuse! I loved it. Loved the use of black space to increase potential danger points, loved the nun-demon painting scene, loved the "possession" scene. Could've kept the Crooked Man, as that was a pretty obvious "Annabelle" style spinoff setup, but otherwise, thought it was on point.

I didn't find it "meh," thought it was reasonably good, but I thought it lost steam after some time, while the sequel was notably better.

In fairness to you, even the "once a month" update schedule of this particular series has been spotty at best. Makes it pretty easy to miss an entry.

She certainly has a lot more potential for diverse storylines, I think. There's a lot to potentially mine out of a "Night Nurse" character who becomes the recommended medical professional for people with powers presenting a variety of unique problems.

Which, when you think about it, should also probably be the last order of business as well. Rocking gold teeth and fangs after that feels superfluous as far as monster-ing out goes.

After Nightcrawler, "potentially menacing" Jake Gyllenhaal will always intrigue me. Ferguson is compelling, as is Sanada (who's 1-for-1 in "Bad shit happens in space" movies). Even with all of that going for it, this looks like a VOD rental at best.

This is promising. Of course, given Marvel's track record on Netflix, many of us (myself included) might end up watching this and thinking, "They should have trimmed it down to 5 episodes."

Been covered in this series already.

That was my first thought, but they've already covered that combo in this series, so it has to be another pairing.

"It's a sequel that's a prequel, also my shirt is a tie, and these pants are a boot. I'm revolutionizing all kinds of shit."

He's not John Henry.

Fuckin' hell.

Good on Hem.

I have to admit, I stopped following that whole bit after a while (I presume that's in reference to that crazy militia shit in the northwest, right?), but did those cats get off with no charges? I thought one actually got shot and killed.

That's what I mean. That's why I think people are projecting. It's pretty easy to see who wrote the first comment and not project your criticism of that onto someone else who's just trying to give that person a general benefit of the doubt. I find the "fanboy" comment amusing as well, given the hyperactive criticism…

Well, in fairness, I found Cottonmouth and Mariah more compelling than Cage as well. No fault of Coulter's, who I think nails the performance as best as he can given what he's given to work with. But Cage's backstory was less interesting than Cottonmouth's or Mariah's, and his backstory eventually determines so much…

Boy, Morty, they really Cronenberged the graphics up, didn't they? Got a whole Apple graphics of Cronenbergs walking around down there, Morty. At least they're not in love with you anymore, that's a huge step in the right direction.

That's not how it reads. Motherfuckers are, as you said, projecting.

And yet he refused to barge in on ICP's Miracles to explain how fucking magnets work.