Is he smothering a third baby under that thing?

I know it's just a phone game, but I just found out about Final Fantasy Brave and I'm loving its soundtrack.

I don't know that I'll ever stop being disappointed that Diablo Cody isn't a dreaded, near-mythical, seldom seen gunslinger.

As a black man, I think you make valid points. Also note that when the cops go hard on Harlem in pursuit of Luke Cage, the cop that crosses the line and batters a young, innocent black kid is a black cop. The show wants to tell us about racial issues related to the police, but doesn't want to actually show it.

Given how well received Stranger Things was and how well I think it turned out (and even it, I thought, probably could have trimmed its material down to lose an episode), I'm hoping Marvel / Netflix takes the cue that they can just run with 8 episodes and no one will feel cheated. Quite the contrary, I think many of…

It is, of course, one of those subjective things, but for me, Diamondback did more than just sour the show a bit. The storylines written around him were all pretty awful, his characterization was bad, and coming on the heels of a villain who I found much more compelling, it all but tanked the season for me. I trudged…

The one thing I really liked about this episode was Shades resourcefulness. I kept thinking, "He has to know Diamondback wants him killed and is setting him up," but at the same time, as I recall, he really didn't have an opportunity to do much about it up until that point. He's not been shown to be a good fighter,…

You know, I was almost too distracted by the idea of them somehow mass-producing holey-hoodies in what seemed like a single day to care too much about all of the other missteps.

Especially because this "offense" to it all feels brand new. I grew up hearing people say "Seasons Greetings" and nobody got bent. My folks used to play a Christmas album by The Whispers where they have a song called "Happy Holidays". It's not. I remember a Fruity Pebbles commercial where Fred told Barney "Happy…

"troubled yet brilliant white male lead" is definitely an aspect of the Sherlock Holmes character, though.

Ocean's 11 is one of my favorite flicks. The entire ensemble is great, and Eddie nails his role. One of the great things about the movie is that you know it's set up to be a crowd-pleaser with a happy ending, meaning they have to pull off the heist and all of our super-skilled thieves and con artists get to make it…

Good work. Now quickly move to Florida and vote again, presuming you're not there already.

He understands. He just doesn't care.

"Jedediah Bila"
I had to Google that to be sure you weren't sneaking in a fake name or some extra obscure Simpsons reference as a joke.

Crumpacker does sound like the last name of a villainous, greedy executive in an old Wonderful Life-esque film.

Well, it happens to just about every decent looking actress who's bared any skin, or almost bared skin. On balance, I suppose, some actor dudes get it too, although it usually doesn't have anywhere near the same "show your tits" undertones. Either way, it's sorta pathetic. It reminds me of this dork who was whispering…

Yeah. I mean, I feel like if the President somehow saw my cock for some reason, that might make it into a history book footnote and immortalize me, so that's several leagues above the random internet dweeb's ogle-soaked commentary.

*cue "Louie, Louie" for trailer music.

Yo mummy!

Hell, Macklemore isn't even Yelawolf.