The only point of this story was for Stephen to Out-Moffatt himself. He's taken reverse-engineered-storytelling all the way up his own arsehole. I know he didn't write it, but he was clearly behind "So… I want to give Danny a cute line about seeing the forest for the trees… so, can we write a story where, like, the…

He wasn't just taking the shoes, he was creating a job opening.

You can take it off their frames and attach it to regular glasses.

We didn't give the top spot to Breaking Bad. How cool are we.