That would have been a MUCH better story. I am disappoint.

i regret that i have but one like to give.

*applause*

i'm a visual being, too. i manage not to sexually harass attractive men. so do plenty of men. the ones who don't manage it…choose not to. why expect so little of men? you said NOTHING new here. not one word. you can't control the actions of a predator, you said. so why you gonna then two seconds later pretend you can…

OMG now I hate this guy. Well played.

lemon poundcake

See, that's the most offensive part to me! It's tolerable, same as the cake is tolerable, but man, that's not real icing.

It's just red chocolate, yet somehow, doesn't taste chocolate-y enough. o.O

Are you guys all just in a club together with no girls allowed? How do you get through life being so offended that women are people and have interests?

I'm sorry to tell you, but the planet earth is way more feminized than this.

God, it's like women are more than half the planet's population, and like movies and shit. Paying occasional attention is just too much!

Better get off the internet.

Well, they HAVE conned people with poor taste. What a world.

Britney Spears is popular. So is One Direction. Are you trying to suggest that proves something?